Sketch: Morning memory loss

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
(A quotation by Benjamin Franklin)

After having a day off I was awakened by an alarm clock at 5:30 a.m. and for a short period of time I couldn't remember why I should get up... Then suddenly - "Oh!... Right.. It's a working day...".